Shebad

A vast majority of this meme makes no sense.

The Rules:
1. Put your iTunes/ music player on Shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER WHAT (this is in capital letters, so it is very serious. No hiding your showtunes, folks!)

1. IF SOMEONE SAYS “IS THIS OKAY” YOU SAY?
Blurry - Puddle of Mudd
What am I talking about? Picture quality?

2. WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Day Tripper - The Beatles
Uh. What? I'm not a drug addict!!!!

3. WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Dust In The Wind - Kansas
I like.... dusty people? What?

4. HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Graduation (Friends Forever) - Vitamin C
So true. School is almost over..... and I'm not ready for it.

5. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?
Matilda Mother - Pink Floyd
My life's purpose is.... to go "across the stream in wooden shoes"?
Maybe it's to finish writing a good fantasy story.

6. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
The Point of No Return - Phantom Of The Opera
Well, that's sort of a crappy motto.....
We're past the point of no return?

7. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
When I'm Gone - Three Doors Down
Er. "Love me when I'm gone"? I don't know whether to be pleased by that or not.

8. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
Skid Row (Downtown) - Little Shop of Horrors
I think my parents are the slums? ..........

9. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Smoke On The Water - Deep Purple
I think about.... burning stuff down? True, true.

10. WHAT IS 2+2?
On The Run - Pink Floyd
Because seven eight nine! And four is scared for his life!

11. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Your Guardian Angel - The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
Depends on who I'm thinking of as my best friend here, but I will say: I'm over protective of ALL my friends.

12. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Johanna - Sweeney Todd
I think.... in a creepy stalker way?

13. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Who Knew - Pink
NOT my life story. I haven't even dated anyone.

14. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
I Feel Fine - The Beatles
I want to be happy? Makes sense.

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Taking Over Me - Evanescence
.... No comments?

16. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Dragula - Rob Zombie
Oh, COMFORTING.

17. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Remains Of The Day - Corpse Bride
HAHAHAHA. I can just imagine blasting Corpse Bride at my wedding. And a song about a failed wedding at that....

18. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
America - Linganore Marching Band
Wow, I hope not. I mean, the Linganore Marching Band is cool and all but..... no.

19. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
All You Need Is Love - The Beatles
Er..... no comments again? How is that a HOBBY?!

20. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
The Metal - Tenacious D
My biggest secret is...... metal music?

21. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Don't Stay - Linkin Park
"Sometimes I need you to stay away from me!!!!" I guess it works. Sometimes I do need to get away from my friends. I'm a rather reclusive person.

22. WHAT SHOULD YOU POST THIS AS?
Us and Them - Pink Floyd
Er.... okay.

More memes to follow because Paige is bored.
Actually, scratch that.

ANOTHER Meme. Thanks to Alex.

Seven Deadly Sins quiz

ANGER

1. With whom did you last get angry?
Er........ myself? When am I not angry with myself?

2. What is your weapon of choice?
..... SWITCHBLADE!!!
Going Greaser style there.

3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
Psh. Yes.

4. How about of the same sex?
Yup. But not without cause. Same applies to the above.

5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
Er.... I don't know. Probably my mother?

6. What is your pet peeve?
I've got plenty. First one on my mind.... being too cliched or stereotypical.

7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
I CERTAINLY keep grudges. For a long, long, long time. Jordan Cox, third grade. I STILL don't like you.


SLOTH

1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?
Daily..... er........ everything I'm supposed to do daily pertains to hygiene. And I've done that so.... nothing?

2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?
Well, depending on when I fell asleep? If you mean at a normal bedtime then.... ten, eleven?

3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't:
...... Joel Rathod. I haven't REALLY been meaning to. But... I have thought about it occasionally.

4. What is the last lame excuse you made?
"But I'm too darn lazy." At least, that's the last one that came to mind.

5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones)
Yes. I have, in fact.

6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?
............... The last time I had gym. So... first quarter?

7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?
I don't HAVE an alarm clock. I wake up on my own about ten minutes before I actually have to get up. It's a bit annoying.

GLUTTONY

1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
Yuppie.... er...?

2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?
Doesn't... matter....

3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?
Er. A mouthful of church wine?

4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?
No....

5. Do you have an issue with your weight?
I certainly don't think so.

6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?
Er.... depends on what mood I'm in. Right now? Spicy.

7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, LUNCH?
............
Why yes, yes I have. -glares evilly at Annie's younger siblings-


LUST

1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?:
Zero.

2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?
Er.... none?

3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender?
No......... Wait, unless I was zoning and not thinking about it at all.

4. Have you done it?
......... No.

5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?
Er.... hair or eyes?

Does hair count as a body part?

6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
AHAHA. No. I don't know why that amuses me. It does.

I have been proposed to by Tabby Gold for marriage.
I had to turn her down.

7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?
Nah.

GREED

1. How many credit cards do you own?
None.

2. What's your guilty pleasure store?
Er.... book store. Definitely the book store. (I MUST HAVE A COPY OF LOCKE LAMORA AND THE SEQUEL!!!!!) (Wait, did that sound too greedy?)

3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?
I don't know.......... That would take more thought than I'm willing to put into this quiz. I KNOW WHAT I'D BUY. COPIES OF LOCKE LAMORA FOR THE WHOLE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!

And printer paper for Linganore cause we're poor like that.

4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?
Well, between those two.... rich. Because fame is just annoying.

5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?
Er... no. Unless I desperately needed money or something like that.

6. Have you ever stolen anything?
Not to the best of my recollection? Once I attempted to steal a bookmark. But I put it back. So... I didn't actually steal it...

7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?
Four hundred sixty three.

PRIDE

1. What's one thing have you done that you're most proud of?
.... I don't know. My art. I'm very proud of my art.

2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?
Er..... don't ask me. My parents are proud of a lot of things I've done?

3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?
I don't know. I have almost zero aspirations and if I acquire them they're short term goals that have no point. (THIRTY SIX COMBINATIONS, MICHAEL!!!) (See what I mean?)

4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
No...... Competition in and of itself annoys me. People get worked up about the weirdest things....

-looks at the answer to the question above- ...... Is hypocrisy one of the deadly sins? THAT would be mine.

5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?
Er..... no.

6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?
I'm sure I have. Couldn't call to mind a specific example for you but yeah, I definitely have.

7. What did you do today that you're proud of?
I..... painted more in art.

ENVY

1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?
............... Er........ how.... about.... a guitar of my own.

2. Who would you want to go on Trading Spaces with?
I would go on with..... someone who shares my odd collection of tastes?
Michael.

Maybe Bryan.... purely for music.

3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?
I can't think of anyone I'd like being that has it better than me right now.

4. Have you ever been cheated on?
Never dated so.... no....

5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
Sure. But my schizophrenic other side tells me to suck it up and then I'm fine! :-D

6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
Inborn... trait.... Umm...

7. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin?
A favorite sin........ er...... what?
How about which one I participate in the most?
Pride or anger.
Probably anger. (Sorry Michael! That bullseye is irresistible!)

Thank you Alex for the amusement.

So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits:
Kashmir by Led Zeppelin
Hahaha. I think it would make an intense opening theme. You may think otherwise.
"I am a traveler of both time and space, to be where I have been..."

Waking Up:
Beautiful Day by U2
Haha. Works. So well. I mean seriously, I'm waking up, and guess what...?
"It's a beautiful day, sky falls, you feel like... It's a beautiful day. Don't let it get away."

First Day At School:
99 Red Balloons by Nena
Er... Well, the first day of school CAN feel like the end of the world but... Er....
"It's all over and I'm standin' pretty, in this dust that was a city..."

Falling In Love:
Yesterday by The Beatles
Works. I guess. It's more of a break up song. Maybe it's me being stubborn and not wanting to like someone. Of course, it's also about falling in love with a girl.... So.... we're just going to ignore that.
"Yesterday, love was such an easy game to play..."

Fight Song:
When You Were Young by The Killers
GUITAR HERO BATTLE!!!!! First thing into my mind. OTHERWISE.... I guess it'd make an okay fight song? Wait, is this a relationship fight or an all out bloody, socking people in their solar plexuses fight? Hmm..... definitely a guitar hero battle.
"We’re burning down the highway skyline, on the back of a hurricane that started turning when...."

Breaking Up:
This Love by Maroon Five
Works. Except for the girl aspect again.
"This love has taken it's toll on me, she said goodbye too many times before... And her heart is breaking in front of me, I have no choice cause I won't say goodbye anymore..."

Prom night:
Thanks For The Memories by Fall Out Boy
Er. I don't know if that actually works because I don't have much of a clue as to what the song means anyway. I guess.... you make memories during high school? And, some of them aren't great? And prom night is sort of a finish? One night one more time?
"One night and one more time, thanks for the memories, even though they weren't so great..."

Life:
I Feel Fine by The Beatles
Works. Other than the fact I'm NEVER that optimistic. I just don't work like that. And the girl thing, AGAIN.
"Baby's good to me, you know. She's happy as can be, you know. She said so. I'm in love with her and I feel fine."

Mental Breakdown:
One by Metallica
DEFINITELY works. I mean, just look at the lyrics....
"Darkness imprisoning me. All that I see. Absolute horror. I cannot live. I cannot die. Trapped in myself. Body my holding cell..."

Driving:
American Idiot by Green Day
Hahahaha. WORKS. (Once again.) I swear to God this is all pure coincidence. I did NOT rig my shuffle.
"Don't wanna be an American idiot. Don't want a nation under the new mania. And can you hear the sound of hysteria?"

Flashback:
Johanna (Reprise) from Sweeney Todd
Well, it kind of IS a flashback song. Just definitely not MINE.
"And though I’ll think of you I guess, until the day I die, I think I miss you less and less, as every day goes by...."

Getting back together:
Speak To Me by Pink Floyd
Er.... instrumental.

Wedding:
We're Not Gonna Take It by Twisted Sisters
HAHA. DOES NOT WORK. Umm.... maybe an arranged wedding? -biggest stretch ever-
"We're not gonna take it, no we ain't gonna take it. We're not gonna take it anymore..."

Birth of Child:
To The End (Remix) by My Chemical Romance
Does NOT work. At all. That's gonna be a pretty screwed up child. I wish this had been my wedding song. How hilarious would that have been? Illustrated further by the following...
"The wedding party all collapsed in the room, so send my resignation to the bride and the groom...."

Final Battle:
Move Along by The All-American Rejects
Kind of works? I guess if I die, telling people to move on? And since the next one is funeral song, I'm assuming I die.... Plus, the following lyrics work...
"So a day when you've lost yourself completely, could be a night when your life ends..."

Funeral Song:
Stairway to Heaven by Led Zeppelin
Works, without a doubt.
"Your head is humming and it won't go in case you don't know. The piper's calling you to join him..."

Final Credits:
Hold Me Thrill Me Kiss Me Kill Me by U2
Er.... no.
"They don't know what you're doing, babe, it must be art..."

That was great fun.
DO IT! I want to see this....